A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes
orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp
There are two kinds of people. I’m the second.
The great thing about madness is that we all have it.
The good thing about madness is that we all make each other so happy.
The bad thing about madness is that we can’t help but make each other sad.
pumpkin spice candles soon
pumpkin lattes soon
Well I know what I’m gonna be for Halloween:)
We love everyone and everything come join us in a big happy family!
Straight, white, mentally and physically stable, well-off male with a penis who is perfectly fine having said penis:
EXCEPT YOU GET THE FUCK OUT